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I Heart MST3K
October 21, 2013 - Carrie Olson
I bought a stockpile of "classic" Halloween movies a week ago. Unfortunately, I accidentally shipped them to my parents' house in Iowa.
So I guess I won't be seeing them until after the fact. Last year, I was too broke to consider purchasing "The Addams Family" movies, "Hocus Pocus", "Beetlejuice", or my sister's favorite television show "The Munsters". I couldn't fathom spending a few bucks on a pre-owned copy of the '80s magic that is "Teen Witch", without thinking about my empty bank account.
So what's a girl to do without these masterpiece videos? Netflix, of course. For a thrill, we've gone through Hitchcock's classic "Psycho", delved into "Paranormal Activity" for a sleepless night, and "Blair Witch Project"-ed myself.
But what about the humorous, the lighthearted that my trick-or-treating self enjoyed so much in earlier days? I looked no further than what is absolutely near-and-dear to my heart: MST3K. For those of you non-nerds that haven't immersed yourself in a 24-hour extravaganza of Mystery Science Theater 3000, you are missing out.
Introduced by my dad, we never could get enough of this Minneapolis-based show when it first appeared on Comedy Central. The Thanksgiving holiday wasn't devoted just to turkey, no, it was also about "Gamera", "Zombie Nightmare" and other D-rate movies. Listening to robots and humans make fun of the horrors of cinema made us have such gut-wrenching belly laughs, there was nothing like it. We had quite a few of them dubbed on VHS tapes, and after school or on Saturday afternoons, my two siblings and I would spend hours rewinding the parts we found the funniest. It got to the point where we would find old movies on television and try our hand at sarcasm - sending us in a fit of hysterics over our own humor.
The best were the shorts - 15-minute films that were obviously shown to the youth of the '60s in P.E. class. My personal favorite was a half-hour black and white promotional flick from Iowa State University. In an effort to recruit the female persuasion to their home ec studies program, the college created one of the most sexist and hilarious films of all time. Add in the snark of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, and you have got just the best thing around.
My fiancee has been subjected to my family's humor time and time again, and he has been forced to watch a couple of our all-time favorite episodes. Instead of watching a traditional holiday movie last Christmas Eve, we chose "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" - it just seemed fitting.
We were able to find a few of the episodes on Netflix a couple nights ago. We chose "The Final Sacrifice" on Saturday evening. On Sunday, neither one of us could stop repeating some of the more memorable lines from the show. So imagine my surprise, when Nate and I sat down to watch an hour of TV and he suggested, "Um, could we watch another one of those?" I didn't even suggest the beloved series, he did it all on his own. How 'bout that?
I knew I picked the right guy.