To the editor:
Some one came into our back yard yesterday and took a set of four concrete Morel mushrooms. Who ever they were had the guts to jump over our chain link fence and carry them out. We can see where the grass is tramped down. They are heavy so there was probably more than one person involved. There are very few places in the entire tri-state area where you can purchase these so if you happen to see four brown concrete Morel mushrooms pop up in someone's yard near you they no doubt belong to me. If you have them bring them back now because otherwise if I find out who took them I will press charges, and you know as we drive around town we will be looking for them.