Messenger Newshttp://www.messengernews.netTop Headlinesen-usSun, 29 Nov 2015 19:42:44 EDTSun, 29 Nov 2015 19:42:44 EDT'These are a few of my favorite things' all know I can climb a soapbox faster than the speed of light, but I feel remiss in not equalizing that anger with the good stuff. Someone should invent a sweetbox for that.Sun, 29 Nov 2015 00:00:00 EDTOffensive phone calls give way to laughter, here's how it's going to be. Here's how it must be until we get a new president or I could lose my mind. I still have a land line. I need it for those times I can't find my cell phone and need to call myself, but that's beside the point.Sun, 22 Nov 2015 00:00:00 EDTCraving for tuna sandwich creates problem about a kick in the well, where you really don't want to be kicked. For weeks I've been craving a tuna sandwich. I've got the tuna. I've got the sweet relish and Miracle Whip I mix with i.Sun, 15 Nov 2015 00:00:00 EDTHalloween dance brings high highs, low lows has its ups and downs. Everybody knows that. But to have high ups and low downs because of the same activity seems as if I've gone off my rocker. And I do have a rocker. My recliner rocks, too.Sun, 8 Nov 2015 00:00:00 EDTBarking dogs vie with words for worst out the soapbox, honey, Sandy's got a brand new gripe. Well, two, if the soapbox will stand the strain. Let it be known right here, right now, that town dogs are not outside dogs. Nor should they be. Especially at 3 a.m. in the cold.Sun, 1 Nov 2015 00:00:00 EDT